Mystery: the God of Boners

Vh1's The Pickup Artist amazes me. Why? I never knew that it was actually possible to get a boner* and projectile vomit at the same time. how does this dude do it? i've gone down some pretty horrifying trails myself, but i have NEVER EVER EVER done it to a dude wearing a fuzzy top hat. maybe this is the same reason i've never ever ever felt compelled to go to burning man.

seriously. this guy could have a lot going for him. he's obviously charismatic and charming. he's thin, which in my book is an ideal for men-folk. he's got a nice nose, so his wiener must not be too bad.

but the headgear! the top hat, the goggles... he refers to it as being like a 'peacock'. i agree, just minus the 'pea' part.

well, just in case you don't want to ever think a sexy though again in your life, here are some pictures.

*boners are not only for boys.